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padi56 · 19 May 2006, 01:41 AM

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel in Japan.

Realising he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."

Skeptically but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 2000 yen, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds he pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures - 3000 yen."

"Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a service men need when away from their wives - 500 yen"

Very pleased with finding an apparent bargain, and felling a bit on the horny side, he looked both ways, put his money in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.

When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.

Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was able to withdraw his member...which now had a button neatly sewn on to his bell end.

Goodwatch · 19 May 2006, 02:25 AM

With a cross stich, ouch

C.J. · 19 May 2006, 02:33 AM

edt

Goodwatch · 19 May 2006, 02:45 AM

You're safe with machines like these Craig, opening's too high

Sorry, mate

C.J. · 19 May 2006, 02:54 AM

edt

padi56 · 19 May 2006, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

That's pretty funny, Frans.............................No really, coming from a guy wearing wooden slippers, it's friggen hysterical

And here I though you Dutch were a peaceful group

You should try some clogs Craig, they will give you the extra hight to try the the button machine.

C.J. · 19 May 2006, 02:58 AM

edt

Goodwatch · 19 May 2006, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

Et Tu, Peter

That's how it goes Craig, we 'old worlders' stick together!

(Bloody Yanks, think they rule the world

).

Goodwatch · 19 May 2006, 03:03 AM

I want a picture of a pair of golden clogs!

C.J. · 19 May 2006, 03:05 AM

edt

padi56 · 19 May 2006, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I want a picture of a pair of golden clogs!

Goodwatch · 19 May 2006, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

We Dutch are cheap so that must be silver, or worse still, pewter

padi56 · 19 May 2006, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

We Dutch are cheap so that must be silver, or worse still, pewter

Solid 9ct gold mate.

C.J. · 19 May 2006, 03:34 AM

edt

Goodwatch · 19 May 2006, 03:43 AM

A pair like the top ones in gold, preferably in high res, so that I can scale down the picture myself.

JJ Irani · 19 May 2006, 04:18 AM

at this whole thread!!

Goodwatch · 19 May 2006, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

at this whole thread!!

Is it 6:26 AM at your end JJ? Addict!

JJ Irani · 19 May 2006, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Is it 6:26 AM at your end JJ? Addict!

Sure is, my friend.....FRIDAY morning!! Yaaaaaaaaaaay...love Fridays!

C.J. · 19 May 2006, 04:39 AM

edt

JJ Irani · 19 May 2006, 04:40 AM

Like the top pair!

AJC · 19 May 2006, 08:09 PM

19 May 2006, 01:41 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,248	Isn't Technology Grand. A salesman checked into a futuristic motel in Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." Skeptically but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 2000 yen, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds he pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures - 3000 yen." "Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a service men need when away from their wives - 500 yen" Very pleased with finding an apparent bargain, and felling a bit on the horny side, he looked both ways, put his money in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was able to withdraw his member...which now had a button neatly sewn on to his bell end. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 May 2006, 02:25 AM	#2
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	With a cross stich, ouch __________________ Member# 127

19 May 2006, 02:33 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 06:21 AM..

19 May 2006, 02:45 AM	#4
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	You're safe with machines like these Craig, opening's too high Sorry, mate __________________ Member# 127

19 May 2006, 02:54 AM	#5
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 06:22 AM..

19 May 2006, 02:58 AM	#7
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 06:22 AM..

19 May 2006, 03:03 AM	#9
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	I want a picture of a pair of golden clogs! __________________ Member# 127

19 May 2006, 03:05 AM	#10
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 06:22 AM..

19 May 2006, 03:34 AM	#14
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 06:23 AM..

19 May 2006, 03:43 AM	#15
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	A pair like the top ones in gold, preferably in high res, so that I can scale down the picture myself. __________________ Member# 127

19 May 2006, 04:18 AM	#16
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	at this whole thread!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

19 May 2006, 04:39 AM	#19
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 06:23 AM..

19 May 2006, 04:40 AM	#20
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	Like the top pair! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

19 May 2006, 08:09 PM	#21
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