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figbo · 7 January 2009, 02:05 AM

There was a rich guy and a poor guy sitting together in a bar. The poor guy says "Well I must be going because I don't have that much money so I must go" (he stands, ready to leave) The rich guy says "No, sit down and I will buy you more drinks."
Poor guy: "Alright, but just one more, I really have to be getting home. It is my wife and I's anniversary"
Rich guy: "Really? My wife and I's anniversary was last week!"
Poor guy: "what did you get her?"
Rich guy: "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes"
Poor guy: "what made you decide to get her those?"
Rich guy: "Oh, I figured that if she didn't like the diamond ring, she could drive it back to the jewelers. So, what did you get your wife?"
Poor guy: "I got her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo"
Rich guy: "What made you decide to get her those?"
Poor guy: I figured that if she didn't like the flip-flops, she could go f*ck herself.

onkyo · 7 January 2009, 02:36 AM

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limbo · 7 January 2009, 05:00 AM

Rolexitis · 7 January 2009, 05:53 AM

slvrstar · 7 January 2009, 06:10 AM

vapalux · 7 January 2009, 08:16 AM

Si

toph · 7 January 2009, 08:44 AM

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ROLEX MAN · 9 January 2009, 08:24 PM

great laugh!!

MrCowboy99 · 10 January 2009, 12:46 PM

oh my...

yannis · 10 January 2009, 05:34 PM

Bisquitlips · 11 January 2009, 05:13 AM

RolexPete32 · 11 January 2009, 05:25 AM

I sent to people at work. Funny shit.

DDastady · 11 January 2009, 06:31 AM

Latrodectus · 11 January 2009, 12:00 PM

7 January 2009, 02:05 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Anniversary gift 2(warning 21+) There was a rich guy and a poor guy sitting together in a bar. The poor guy says "Well I must be going because I don't have that much money so I must go" (he stands, ready to leave) The rich guy says "No, sit down and I will buy you more drinks." Poor guy: "Alright, but just one more, I really have to be getting home. It is my wife and I's anniversary" Rich guy: "Really? My wife and I's anniversary was last week!" Poor guy: "what did you get her?" Rich guy: "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes" Poor guy: "what made you decide to get her those?" Rich guy: "Oh, I figured that if she didn't like the diamond ring, she could drive it back to the jewelers. So, what did you get your wife?" Poor guy: "I got her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo" Rich guy: "What made you decide to get her those?" Poor guy: I figured that if she didn't like the flip-flops, she could go f*ck herself.

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