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ROLEX MAN · 8 January 2009, 08:34 AM

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

vapalux · 8 January 2009, 08:36 AM

So True!

Si

Rolexitis · 8 January 2009, 08:37 AM

onkyo · 8 January 2009, 09:02 AM

figbo · 8 January 2009, 09:10 AM

Good one!

JJ Irani · 8 January 2009, 10:00 AM

xtra3cats · 8 January 2009, 10:02 AM

Troy · 8 January 2009, 10:16 AM

simoesm · 8 January 2009, 10:31 AM

Very Very funny.

Latrodectus · 8 January 2009, 02:21 PM

swatty · 8 January 2009, 06:32 PM

limbo · 8 January 2009, 08:09 PM

Bisquitlips · 14 January 2009, 04:07 AM

8 January 2009, 08:34 AM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,714	Five Surgeons Talking...... The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.' The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.' But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable' __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

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