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JJ Irani · 8 January 2009, 04:20 PM

In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

************ ********* *****

At a Proctologist's door:

'To expedite your visit please back in.'

************ ********* *****

On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

************ ********* *****

On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

************ ********* *****

On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

************ ********* *****

At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

************ ********* *****

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

************ ********* *****

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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Cheers - JJ

Latrodectus · 8 January 2009, 05:38 PM

swatty · 8 January 2009, 06:24 PM

limbo · 8 January 2009, 08:17 PM

figbo · 9 January 2009, 01:14 AM

xtra3cats · 9 January 2009, 01:49 AM

B Square · 9 January 2009, 01:50 AM

Rolexitis · 9 January 2009, 02:55 AM

ROLEX MAN · 9 January 2009, 08:16 PM

Good one!!

Bisquitlips · 14 January 2009, 04:09 AM

8 January 2009, 04:20 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Appropriate signs.... In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ********** ***** * At a Proctologist's door: 'To expedite your visit please back in.' ******** ***** * On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' ******** ***** * On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.' ******** ***** * On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.' ******** ***** * At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.' ******** ***** * In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' ******** ***** * In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' ******** ***** Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT** yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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