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figbo · 10 January 2009, 03:41 AM

A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave her 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify her request.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said: "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "You want it pasteurized?"

OK, are you ready for this?

The blonde said, "No, just up to my nipples".

JJ Irani · 10 January 2009, 03:42 AM

B Square · 10 January 2009, 03:46 AM

xtra3cats · 10 January 2009, 04:14 AM

vapalux · 10 January 2009, 07:51 AM

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normandy · 10 January 2009, 09:05 AM

onkyo · 10 January 2009, 10:54 AM

Latrodectus · 11 January 2009, 02:39 AM

Bisquitlips · 11 January 2009, 05:05 AM

Pasteurized!? Past your eyes?

I don't get it!

Please stop posting such complicated jokes!

figbo · 11 January 2009, 06:42 AM

That's what I meant,past-eur-ized!!

10 January 2009, 03:41 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Milk bath A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave her 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify her request. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said: "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "You want it pasteurized?" OK, are you ready for this? The blonde said, "No, just up to my nipples".

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