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Old 10 January 2009, 03:46 AM   #1
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G.W.B. goes to school

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve." "And what is your question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f*ck happened to Billy?"

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Old 10 January 2009, 04:06 AM   #3
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Old 10 January 2009, 12:42 PM   #4
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Old 10 January 2009, 06:36 PM   #7
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1. Because we do not need UN approval to wage a war. And technically, we were following the guidelines and acting on the ultimatum set by the UN, since Saddham refused inspectors in. We acted on it. Read the history. 2 Nation Members of the Security counsel who were involved in a food for oil scam and also supplying munitions, that were not allowed, failed to act.

2. Because one wins an Presidential Election by Electoral College votes, not by a popular vote. Read the Constitution.

3. OBL. Apparently you have never been to Afghanistan or Pakistan, as I have, and understand the terrain. mission, and tactical considerations.
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1. Because we do not need UN approval to wage a war. And technically, we were following the guidelines and acting on the ultimatum set by the UN, since Saddham refused inspectors in. We acted on it. Read the history. 2 Nation Members of the Security counsel who were involved in a food for oil scam and also supplying munitions, that were not allowed, failed to act.

2. Because one wins an Presidential Election by Electoral College votes, not by a popular vote. Read the Constitution.

3. OBL. Apparently you have never been to Afghanistan or Pakistan, as I have, and understand the terrain. mission, and tactical considerations.
First of all,this is the joke section,second ,I'm too old to go to those places,but 2 C.I.B's,maybe before you were born, give me the same right as you to protest or complain of a single JOKE,Lighten up and welcome home!
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