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AzPaul · 2 March 2019, 05:23 AM

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old says, "You know what, I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". To this, the 4 year old nods his head in agreement. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell', and you say something with 'ass' ". The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios".

WHACK!

With that, the 6 year old flies out of his chair, and tumbles across the kitchen floor. He gets up and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "And you're going to stay there until I let you out!"

Still fuming, she comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?".

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

teqp · 2 March 2019, 05:26 AM

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machob55 · 4 March 2019, 02:24 PM

Hysterical!!!

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Andad · 4 March 2019, 05:19 PM

Good one.

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ppalasthira · 25 April 2019, 09:40 PM

That’s funny.

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1William · 25 April 2019, 10:10 PM

Funny.

Dbenshmuel · 9 July 2019, 03:53 AM

OMG hahah

ud101 · 4 August 2019, 04:33 PM

This really cracked me up,hahaha

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SpeakWithMichael · 5 August 2019, 12:26 AM

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Jamie1111 · 8 August 2019, 06:40 PM

Lol

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jatco · 9 August 2019, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ud101

This really cracked me up,hahaha

X2....had to laugh....

crown&badger · 11 August 2019, 02:20 PM

Brilliant!

ud101 · 11 August 2019, 08:14 PM

Lmao

2 March 2019, 05:23 AM	#1
AzPaul "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 14,437	Learning to cuss A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old says, "You know what, I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". To this, the 4 year old nods his head in agreement. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell', and you say something with 'ass' ". The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios". WHACK! With that, the 6 year old flies out of his chair, and tumbles across the kitchen floor. He gets up and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "And you're going to stay there until I let you out!" Still fuming, she comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?". "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!" __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

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