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The Dude · 13 June 2006, 02:27 AM

One day a lion was walking around the jungle sad and lonely, when he spotted a monkey up in a tree.

He yelled up to the monkey to come down and play, but the monkey was too scared. The Lion told the monkey he just had an antelope and wasn't hungry he just wanted to have someone to talk to, "It is lonely being the King of the Jungle..." The monkey would have none of it.

So, the lion asked the monkey what he could do to make him feel comfortable enough to come down.

The monkey said, "If you tie yourself up I'll come down."

So, the lion ties himself up, but as the monkey came down he started shaking. The lion said, "Hey, monkey, you don't have to be scared! I'm not going to eat you. I'm tied up real tight, I can't do anything."

"I know," said the monkey. "That's not why I'm shaking."

"So why are you shaking?" asked the lion.

"Well," said the monkey embarrassed, "it's just that I've never "fekked" a lion in the a$$ before."

Sorta like the story of the golfer who gets all his stuff stolen and tied up to a tree nekked, then a guy comes along and whisper in his ear "This is not going to be your day honey..." Ziiiip...

JJ Irani · 13 June 2006, 04:21 AM

mailman · 13 June 2006, 07:04 AM

padi56 · 13 June 2006, 06:22 PM

13 June 2006, 02:27 AM	#1
The Dude Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my own world Posts: 595	Monkey Business One day a lion was walking around the jungle sad and lonely, when he spotted a monkey up in a tree. He yelled up to the monkey to come down and play, but the monkey was too scared. The Lion told the monkey he just had an antelope and wasn't hungry he just wanted to have someone to talk to, "It is lonely being the King of the Jungle..." The monkey would have none of it. So, the lion asked the monkey what he could do to make him feel comfortable enough to come down. The monkey said, "If you tie yourself up I'll come down." So, the lion ties himself up, but as the monkey came down he started shaking. The lion said, "Hey, monkey, you don't have to be scared! I'm not going to eat you. I'm tied up real tight, I can't do anything." "I know," said the monkey. "That's not why I'm shaking." "So why are you shaking?" asked the lion. "Well," said the monkey embarrassed, "it's just that I've never "fekked" a lion in the a$$ before." Sorta like the story of the golfer who gets all his stuff stolen and tied up to a tree nekked, then a guy comes along and whisper in his ear "This is not going to be your day honey..." Ziiiip...

13 June 2006, 04:21 AM	#2
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13 June 2006, 06:22 PM	#4
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