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13 June 2006, 02:28 AM | #1 |
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Nothing is fool proof. You just have to pick the right fool. God made mankind in His own image. Take a look at God, baby! To all you atheists, there is a dog! The thought of gravity always weighs me down. I regret that I used to leave many sentences unfinished, but now… Reality is for people who can’t handle a buzz. Thanks for holding your breath while I fart. I find you barely acceptable. Move along! My friend keeps his dog on a chain in the yard. It’s a self-winding watchdog. Try being poor – it’s less expensive! Work makes your life go faster. Not working makes you age faster. You choose. If you are worried about the size of your penis, try dating midgets. |
13 June 2006, 03:01 AM | #2 |
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13 June 2006, 04:17 AM | #3 |
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LOL - Excellent!
And my personal favorite: "My friend keeps his dog on a chain in the yard. It’s a self-winding watchdog."
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13 June 2006, 11:58 AM | #6 |
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And the ever popular: I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better. There are only two times when I drink. When I'm alone or when I'm with someone.
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