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Old 13 June 2006, 02:28 AM   #1
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One-Liners of the Month

If at first you don’t succeed, cover up all of your attempts.

Nothing is fool proof. You just have to pick the right fool.

God made mankind in His own image. Take a look at God, baby!

To all you atheists, there is a dog!

The thought of gravity always weighs me down.

I regret that I used to leave many sentences unfinished, but now…

Reality is for people who can’t handle a buzz.

Thanks for holding your breath while I fart.

I find you barely acceptable. Move along!

My friend keeps his dog on a chain in the yard. It’s a
self-winding watchdog.

Try being poor – it’s less expensive!

Work makes your life go faster. Not working makes you age
faster. You choose.

If you are worried about the size of your penis, try dating midgets.
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Old 13 June 2006, 03:01 AM   #2
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Old 13 June 2006, 04:17 AM   #3
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Old 13 June 2006, 06:09 AM   #4
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LOL - Excellent!

And my personal favorite: "My friend keeps his dog on a chain in the yard. It’s a self-winding watchdog."
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Old 13 June 2006, 07:06 AM   #5
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LOL - Excellent!

And my personal favorite: "My friend keeps his dog on a chain in the yard. It’s a self-winding watchdog."
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Old 13 June 2006, 11:58 AM   #6
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And the ever popular:

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

There are only two times when I drink. When I'm alone or when I'm with someone.
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