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Old 13 June 2006, 03:59 AM   #1
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Cattle ranch

This LA Real estate attorney had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy a big ranch in Montana. His best friend from LA comes to visit him.

"So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his friend.

"Well it was a tough decision," admitted the new city cowboy. "We couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on the Double D Lazy S Not For Profit Trust, Ltd. Ranch. "

Not seeing any cattle around, he asked, "So... where are all the cows?"

"None of 'em survived the branding."
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Old 13 June 2006, 04:06 AM   #2
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Old 13 June 2006, 04:18 AM   #3
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Branded and cooked to a nice medium-rare at the same time
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