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padi56 · 14 June 2006, 07:29 PM

A couple, aged 65 and 67, went to the doctor's office. The Doctor asked them, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us make love ?"
The doctor looked confused but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he charged them £20.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, screw, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Please explain, just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man responded, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Sheraton Hotel charges £52.00 and Hilton Hotel charges £37.00. We shag here for £20.00 and I get £18.00 back from from insurance company for a visit to the doctors office.
Wise head on mature shoulders.

mailman · 14 June 2006, 07:30 PM

JJ Irani · 14 June 2006, 07:47 PM

C.J. · 15 June 2006, 01:43 AM

14 June 2006, 07:29 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	The Old Couple. A couple, aged 65 and 67, went to the doctor's office. The Doctor asked them, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us make love ?" The doctor looked confused but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he charged them £20.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, screw, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Please explain, just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man responded, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Sheraton Hotel charges £52.00 and Hilton Hotel charges £37.00. We shag here for £20.00 and I get £18.00 back from from insurance company for a visit to the doctors office. Wise head on mature shoulders. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

14 June 2006, 07:47 PM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 June 2006, 01:43 AM	#4
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14 June 2006, 07:30 PM	#2
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