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padi56 · 13 February 2009, 10:08 PM

A past favourite of mine.

Bedroom Golf
Each player shall furnish his own equipment. Normally one club and two balls.

Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the CLUB in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict shaft length so not to damage the hole(s).

The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they consider to be their private course.

Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.

Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find an alternate means of play when this occurs.

Players are strongly encouraged to obtain permission before playing the Back Nine.

Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a faster pace, at least temporarily, at the owners request.

It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Rolexitis · 13 February 2009, 11:20 PM

bodybump · 14 February 2009, 01:22 AM

limbo · 14 February 2009, 07:33 AM

rickyslam · 14 February 2009, 07:46 AM

Ah I read this back when I was like 7th grade!! Love it!!

cpsomas · 14 February 2009, 08:03 AM

Very Funny!

JJ Irani · 14 February 2009, 10:25 AM

Latrodectus · 14 February 2009, 11:01 AM

Bisquitlips · 14 February 2009, 03:19 PM

Too many rules!!

swatty · 15 February 2009, 04:38 PM

:r ofl:

13 February 2009, 10:08 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,035	Bedroom Golf. A past favourite of mine. Bedroom Golf Each player shall furnish his own equipment. Normally one club and two balls. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the CLUB in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict shaft length so not to damage the hole(s). The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they consider to be their private course. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find an alternate means of play when this occurs. Players are strongly encouraged to obtain permission before playing the Back Nine. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a faster pace, at least temporarily, at the owners request. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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rickyslam "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Real Name: Ricky Location: City of Sin Watch: Hulk, DaytonaC, DJ Posts: 1,149	Ah I read this back when I was like 7th grade!! Love it!!

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