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Old 13 February 2009, 10:10 PM   #1
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A man walks into the madams den.

A man walks into a brothel goes to the desk and talks to the madame. "I've got £50. What can I get for that?"

"We offer the best deals in town" she replies, "For £50 you can go to Room 1"

The guy goes to the room and finds a gorgeous blond. He gets down to business and leaves well satisfied.

Next day he goes back

"I've only got £20 today." he says.

"For £20 you get Room 2" she tells him

He goes into the 2nd room where there's a pretty ropey redhead
"Oh well not bad for twenty quid" he thinks to himself as he's sh#gging her senseless.

Next day the guy goes back "Me again what can I get for £10?" he asks

"Room 3" she says pointing down the corridor.

In the room he finds a PIG!

"Well its only £10" he thinks, strips off and sh@gs the pig.

By now his funds are running very low.

He returns to the brothel "I've only got £5 - can I have anything for that?"

"Hmmm... You've been a good customer this week so I can let you go to room 4 for £5." she decides.

Off he goes.

The room is full of chairs so he sits down and then he realises he is watching a live sex show with a guy trying to screw a chicken.

"That's disgusting" he says to the bloke next to him.

"You should of been here yesterday mate - there was a guy screwing a pig.
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