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Old 14 February 2009, 10:42 PM   #1
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Cowboys and Indians.

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?"

Indian says" Me tell-um time." Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says "You telling time?" yup" "how can you tell time like that?"

Indian says "work-um like sundial, read-um shadow". Cowboy, incredible, rides on. Encounters Indian in trail masturbating. Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too."

Indian says " Nope. But me wind-um clock!".
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Old 14 February 2009, 11:42 PM   #2
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