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Bisquitlips · 15 February 2009, 03:20 AM

This is either going to be very uplifting or very discouraging depending on whether your glass is half empty for half full.

I figure it takes me on average 45 seconds (at the very minimum) to post a post or a reply. Not including thread reading time, just the time I have fingers on keys and am typing. Remember this is 45 seconds average.

At an average of 45 seconds per post X 5000 posts this equals 225,000 seconds.

Or: 3750 minutes.

Or: 62.5 hours.

Or: 2.604 days of straight fingers to keyboard typing time, or FTKTT for those who like acronyms!

Some would say: "You poor dotard. You must get a life!!"

But alas, I take encouragement at the meager limits of my TRF addictions as this is nothing in comparison to our beloved JJ Irani! (We must be forever comparing ourselves with those we admire. It is but human nature).

With the same mathematical formula in place here are JJ's stats.

2,433,510 seconds FTKTT!

Or: 40,558.5 minutes.

Or: 675.975 hours.

Or: 28.165625 days!

Or: 4.0236607142857 weeks FTKTT!!!!!

Whoa!!!!!!!! JJ Rocks!!!!!!

I feel much better about myself somehow. I think....!

And I deserve this!!

And JJ deserves this!!!!

With a sheepskin band, of course!!

But who keeps track of this kind of stuff anyway!

Jedi · 15 February 2009, 03:37 AM

Astonishing figures.

Wow.

I should go spend more time with my watches

chenx15 · 15 February 2009, 03:39 AM

Lion · 15 February 2009, 03:43 AM

Yes you do deserve the new watch and those are amazing stats. So stop what you are doing and head to the nearest AD and purchase your new toy!!!

k4vks · 15 February 2009, 04:00 AM

WOW!!! I'm speechless

jdc · 15 February 2009, 04:18 AM

Richard did you know its Valentines day today?

Bisquitlips · 15 February 2009, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

Richard did you know its Valentines day today?

Yep! Another reason for my lovely wife to purchase me that Black TT Sub don't cha think?

GerardoG · 15 February 2009, 04:27 AM

Stunning pictures!

JJ Irani · 15 February 2009, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdc

Richard did you know its Valentines day today?

Good one!! Valentine's Day and our poor Richard is spending time with math instead of his lovely wife!!!

jdc · 15 February 2009, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Good one!! Valentine's Day and our poor Richard is spending time with math instead of his lovely wife!!!

spent the day with my lovely wife hope you and Zemina had a great day JJ, even though you have lots of worries at moment. Hope things turn round soon. Regards to your family

JJ Irani · 15 February 2009, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

spent the day with my lovely wife hope you and Zemina had a great day JJ, even though you have lots of worries at moment. Hope things turn round soon. Regards to your family

Thanks, Martin......just received news from Jasmine that Ronan did have a good night's sleep, but went to the loo 3 times this morning.....with blood!!

Sheesh......when will this bloody (pun intended) nightmare end?

Bisquitlips · 15 February 2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Good one!! Valentine's Day and our poor Richard is spending time with math instead of his lovely wife!!!

Now, now JJ! You can't possibly believe that ....

We have planned a wonderful champagne dinner along with section 1 tickets to BB King for this evening!

Zee day is for TRF and zee evening for lubb! Voila'!!!!

Taffi Abernathy · 15 February 2009, 06:49 AM

[QUOTE=Bisquitlips;994194]This is either going to be very uplifting or very discouraging depending on whether your glass is half empty for half full.

May I also say that sometimes a glass is neither half empty nor half full, it's merely 4 oz. of liquid. It may not be indicative of extremes contingent on individual interpretation. Obviously, the glass has been "half full" for you and that is what counts!

cpsomas · 15 February 2009, 06:51 AM

Beautiful Daytona!!

jdc · 15 February 2009, 07:08 AM

[QUOTE=Taffi Abernathy;994465]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bisquitlips

This is either going to be very uplifting or very discouraging depending on whether your glass is half empty for half full.

May I also say that sometimes a glass is neither half empty nor half full, it's merely 4 oz. of liquid. It may not be indicative of extremes contingent on individual interpretation. Obviously, the glass has been "half full" for you and that is what counts!

buz-lh · 15 February 2009, 07:54 AM

I think I deserve both watches for reading every one of the tosser's posts.

PM me for the shipping info.

buz-lh · 15 February 2009, 07:55 AM

Oh yeah, damn lips you need a life.

pepemaui · 15 February 2009, 08:06 AM

OK, so assuming 8 hrs per day of sleep, and 45 hours per week of work, how many post per hours has he done since his inception to TRF?? Post per/hr? on average.

Andad · 15 February 2009, 12:30 PM

If you factor in mental capacity and brain speed that would be closer to 2.4 years.

..JJ.

bradg · 15 February 2009, 12:40 PM

No one will catch JJ...He's on a roll. That is really some impressive math and stats.

2careless · 15 February 2009, 01:21 PM

Wrong assumptions... approx 10s to update the 3 word thread.
So, 360 posts per hour, approx 14 hours to cover 5000 posts.

Bisquitlips · 15 February 2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2careless

Wrong assumptions... approx 10s to update the 3 word thread.
So, 360 posts per hour, approx 14 hours to cover 5000 posts.

No, no, nooooooo!

Average time..... I don't post that much to the 3 word thread.

Bisquitlips · 15 February 2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepemaui

OK, so assuming 8 hrs per day of sleep, and 45 hours per week of work, how many post per hours has he done since his inception to TRF?? Post per/hr? on average.

So now we are talking about calculating posts per free hours average.

I will need to use fancy math here.

JJ has put in 4.0236607142857 weeks FTKTT (Fingers to Keyboard Typing Time) which equals to 675.975 hours

JJ joined May of 2005. That is 237 weeks ago. For the sake of simplicity we will take a 40 hour work week as an average and 56 hours sleep time per week for a total of 96 hours. There are 168 hours in a week. 168 - 96 = 72 free hours per week. 72 X 237 = 17064 JJ free hours since his joining. (I rounding things out here). As stated above JJ has put in 675.975 hours FTKTT. 17064 / 675.975 = 25.243 or appx 1/25th or 4% of his free time typing on TRF.

So in actuality, 1/25th of JJ's free time is not too bad, but THEN you have to calculate in things in JJ's life that would involve at least one of his hands.

Eating, driving, sheep tending, drinking, pottying, nose picking, butt scratching, hopefully bathing, and of course tossing (Google it). With these things in mind and factored into these calculations this would mean that JJ has actually put in 99.5 percent of his two handed free time posting on TRF.

Easy when you use fancy math. (Feel free to check my math here as it is late in Missouri).

With all of that said, perhaps we could get JJ some help. If we could get him to stop just one of the things in the above list that he ENJOYS most, then perhaps we could bring his averages down to a normal level.

It's late here in Missouri! Oh, I already said that.......(sigh)!

Bisquitlips · 16 February 2009, 02:33 AM

Someone check my math on the post just above this one. Inquiring minds want to know the truth about JJ's addictions! We just do!

It was very late when I did this last night!

JJ Irani · 16 February 2009, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bisquitlips

So now we are talking about calculating posts per free hours average.

I will need to use fancy math here.

JJ has put in 4.0236607142857 weeks FTKTT (Fingers to Keyboard Typing Time) which equals to 675.975 hours

JJ joined May of 2005. That is 237 weeks ago. For the sake of simplicity we will take a 40 hour work week as an average and 56 hours sleep time per week for a total of 96 hours. There are 168 hours in a week. 168 - 96 = 72 free hours per week. 72 X 237 = 17064 JJ free hours since his joining. (I rounding things out here). As stated above JJ has put in 675.975 hours FTKTT. 17064 / 675.975 = 25.243 or appx 1/25th or 4% of his free time typing on TRF.

So in actuality, 1/25th of JJ's free time is not too bad, but THEN you have to calculate in things in JJ's life that would involve at least one of his hands.

Eating, driving, sheep tending, drinking, pottying, nose picking, butt scratching, hopefully bathing, and of course tossing (Google it). With these things in mind and factored into these calculations this would mean that JJ has actually put in 99.5 percent of his two handed free time posting on TRF.

Easy when you use fancy math. (Feel free to check my math here as it is late in Missouri).

With all of that said, perhaps we could get JJ some help. If we could get him to stop just one of the things in the above list that he ENJOYS most, then perhaps we could bring his averages down to a normal level.

It's late here in Missouri! Oh, I already said that.......(sigh)!

Hey tosser,

I hear you guys have a nice long 3-day weekend in the USA......so why not enjoy it by taking that lovely wife of yours out for a drive into the mountains?

yannis · 16 February 2009, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Hey tosser,

I hear you guys have a nice long 3-day weekend in the USA......so why not enjoy it by taking that lovely wife of yours out for a drive into the mountains?

I think he is saving money up for that TT Sub JJ! So no mountains for wifey

ASH · 16 February 2009, 02:50 AM

I smile every time I see Richard's chuihuahua with the YM around its neck, JJ's big grill, Jocke's smiling dog, Moby's bulldog and many other avatars as well as the great threads on the TRF

to you all.

jdc · 16 February 2009, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Hey tosser,

I hear you guys have a nice long 3-day weekend in the USA......so why not enjoy it by taking that lovely wife of yours out for a drive into the mountains?

well if you hear of a case of a man being thrown off a top of a mountain with a calculator stuck where the sun don't shine we will know where to look

yannis · 16 February 2009, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdc

well if you hear of a case of a man being thrown off a top of a mountain with a calculator stuck where the sun don't shine we will know where to look

Bisquitlips · 16 February 2009, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Hey tosser,

I hear you guys have a nice long 3-day weekend in the USA......so why not enjoy it by taking that lovely wife of yours out for a drive into the mountains?

Hehehehe!

In order to drive to the mountains I would have to head for the Ozarks. And it is cold and there is not a leaf on a tree.

No.... I would rather stay here on TRF and help you with your addiction!

Just kidding JJ! You know how we all feel about you and that contagious smile we all see everyday! We know that smile is because you are HERE!!!

15 February 2009, 03:20 AM	#1
Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,521	Ok, I have put pencil to paper. This is either going to be very uplifting or very discouraging depending on whether your glass is half empty for half full. I figure it takes me on average 45 seconds (at the very minimum) to post a post or a reply. Not including thread reading time, just the time I have fingers on keys and am typing. Remember this is 45 seconds average. At an average of 45 seconds per post X 5000 posts this equals 225,000 seconds. Or: 3750 minutes. Or: 62.5 hours. Or: 2.604 days of straight fingers to keyboard typing time, or FTKTT for those who like acronyms! Some would say: "You poor dotard. You must get a life!!" But alas, I take encouragement at the meager limits of my TRF addictions as this is nothing in comparison to our beloved JJ Irani! (We must be forever comparing ourselves with those we admire. It is but human nature). With the same mathematical formula in place here are JJ's stats. 2,433,510 seconds FTKTT! Or: 40,558.5 minutes. Or: 675.975 hours. Or: 28.165625 days! Or: 4.0236607142857 weeks FTKTT!!!!! Whoa!!!!!!!! JJ Rocks!!!!!! I feel much better about myself somehow. I think....! And I deserve this!! And JJ deserves this!!!! With a sheepskin band, of course!! But who keeps track of this kind of stuff anyway! __________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

15 February 2009, 03:37 AM	#2
Jedi "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Lee Location: Malaysia Watch: 16750 Posts: 2,534	Astonishing figures. Wow. I should go spend more time with my watches __________________ Lee This is my watch. There are many like it but this one is mine... Flickr Blog

15 February 2009, 03:39 AM	#3
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15 February 2009, 03:43 AM	#4
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Yes you do deserve the new watch and those are amazing stats. So stop what you are doing and head to the nearest AD and purchase your new toy!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

15 February 2009, 04:00 AM	#5
k4vks "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Vishnu Location: FL, USA Posts: 197	WOW!!! I'm speechless __________________ 73's AJ4VS (new callsign)

15 February 2009, 04:18 AM	#6
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	Richard did you know its Valentines day today?

15 February 2009, 04:27 AM	#8
GerardoG Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Real Name: Gerardo Location: Here Watch: ALL of them Posts: 32,098	Stunning pictures!

15 February 2009, 06:49 AM	#13
Taffi Abernathy "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Faith Location: Philadelphia, PA Watch: TT DJ, SS DJ Posts: 4,053	[QUOTE=Bisquitlips;994194]This is either going to be very uplifting or very discouraging depending on whether your glass is half empty for half full. May I also say that sometimes a glass is neither half empty nor half full, it's merely 4 oz. of liquid. It may not be indicative of extremes contingent on individual interpretation. Obviously, the glass has been "half full" for you and that is what counts! __________________ Sarcasm is my second language.

15 February 2009, 06:51 AM	#14
cpsomas "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Lower 48 Watch: SMP 2254.50 Posts: 337	Beautiful Daytona!!

15 February 2009, 07:54 AM	#16
buz-lh "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Buz Location: Atlanta Watch: Rolex Tudor Pam Posts: 5,108	I think I deserve both watches for reading every one of the tosser's posts. PM me for the shipping info. __________________ Buz The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. Peter Diamandis

15 February 2009, 07:55 AM	#17
buz-lh "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Buz Location: Atlanta Watch: Rolex Tudor Pam Posts: 5,108	Oh yeah, damn lips you need a life. __________________ Buz The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. Peter Diamandis

15 February 2009, 08:06 AM	#18
pepemaui 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: Jingleheimer Location: USA Posts: 665	OK, so assuming 8 hrs per day of sleep, and 45 hours per week of work, how many post per hours has he done since his inception to TRF?? Post per/hr? on average. __________________

15 February 2009, 12:30 PM	#19
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,510	If you factor in mental capacity and brain speed that would be closer to 2.4 years. ..JJ. __________________ E

15 February 2009, 12:40 PM	#20
bradg "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Brad Location: Pittsburgh Pa Watch: 14060M,GMT1675, Posts: 650	No one will catch JJ...He's on a roll. That is really some impressive math and stats.

15 February 2009, 01:21 PM	#21
2careless "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Melbourne, AU Watch: Pepsi Posts: 4,370	Wrong assumptions... approx 10s to update the 3 word thread. So, 360 posts per hour, approx 14 hours to cover 5000 posts.

16 February 2009, 02:33 AM	#24
Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,521	Someone check my math on the post just above this one. Inquiring minds want to know the truth about JJ's addictions! We just do! It was very late when I did this last night! __________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

16 February 2009, 02:50 AM	#27
ASH "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Scott Location: El Paso Watch: PAM 233 Posts: 559	Some things that make me happy. I smile every time I see Richard's chuihuahua with the YM around its neck, JJ's big grill, Jocke's smiling dog, Moby's bulldog and many other avatars as well as the great threads on the TRF to you all. __________________ SS White dial Rolex Daytona, Rolex DSSD, Rolex Milgauss GV, Panerai 233, Panerai 111, Tudor Pelagos, Casio G shock.

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