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Oscar · 17 February 2009, 03:23 PM

Stimulus Payment Info.

"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will try to explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgin.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set or some such thing, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Japan, China, Korea, India ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Australian economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:

If you spend that money at Kmart, all the money will go to China .
If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India or Japan.
If you buy a car it will go to Japan or Korea.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .

And low and behold, none of it will help the Australian economy, ........surprise surprise.

We need to keep that money here in Australia.

You ask how can we keep the money in Australia?

By spending it at garage sales, going to a cricket match or footy game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses left that may still be owned by Aussies

swatty · 17 February 2009, 06:52 PM

Shouldn't laugh cause its true

oneillba · 17 February 2009, 06:54 PM

The same equation applies here in the states... I am glad you are up and posting and are in good spirits, my friend.

gmtobsessed · 17 February 2009, 09:02 PM

Good one

Kokyuryoku · 17 February 2009, 10:51 PM

limbo · 18 February 2009, 05:08 AM

Too true

17 February 2009, 03:23 PM	#1
Oscar "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Michael Location: Melb, Australia Watch: SS GMTIIC Posts: 1,350	Australia's New Financial Stimulus Package Just Announced Stimulus Payment Info. "This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will try to explain using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgin. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set or some such thing, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Japan, China, Korea, India ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Australian economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely: If you spend that money at Kmart, all the money will go to China . If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer it will go to India or Japan. If you buy a car it will go to Japan or Korea. If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan . And low and behold, none of it will help the Australian economy, ........surprise surprise. We need to keep that money here in Australia. You ask how can we keep the money in Australia? By spending it at garage sales, going to a cricket match or footy game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses left that may still be owned by Aussies

17 February 2009, 06:54 PM	#3
oneillba "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Hamilton, MI USA Watch: My beloved TT DJ Posts: 3,831	The same equation applies here in the states... I am glad you are up and posting and are in good spirits, my friend. __________________ My Trusty TT DJ

17 February 2009, 10:51 PM	#5
Kokyuryoku "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Rye Location: Japan Watch: Sundial Posts: 2,156	__________________ 'The Way of a Warrior is based on humanity, love, and sincerity; the heart of martial valor is true bravery, wisdom, love, and friendship. Emphasis on the physical aspects of warriorship is futile, for the power of the body is always limited'*- Morihei Ueshiba -* Omega 3570.50 (77mil) Rolex 16610 (V) Rolex 1601 (1966) Seiko BM

17 February 2009, 06:52 PM	#2
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Shouldn't laugh cause its true

17 February 2009, 09:02 PM	#4
gmtobsessed "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Indonesia Posts: 1,373	Good one

18 February 2009, 05:08 AM	#6
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Too true

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