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Old 24 June 2019, 10:19 AM   #1
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Aussie Beer drinker....

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB Beer dirt cheap at the local Bottlo [Aussie slang for Bottle Shop, ie. Liquor Shop].

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a petrol station where a nice looking sheila in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of beer in the car, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in the barter system, handsome.
Would you be interested in trading sex for some Beer ?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,


"What kind of Beer 'ya got?"
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Old 25 June 2019, 04:05 PM   #3
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Yeah! I like them Pine Brewery Pale Ale. Draft.

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