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Lion · 27 February 2009, 11:56 PM

Well I hope I don't get into trouble with the Moderators for this one!!!

A man walks into the patent office with his apple to see if he can get a patent for this particular apple. Once he's introduced to the officer he is very excited and tell the man the his apple is exceptional and should be granted a patent. The officer says okay what's so great about this apple. The man says take a bite so the officer does and he exclaims 'Wow, it tastes like a peach". And the man says 'yeah pretty cool huh', now turn it around and take another bite. So the officer does and he exclaims ' Wow it tastes like a cherry'. and the man now says so what do you think can you grant me a patent? The officer says well even though the apple was quite unusual he did not think it would fly and that apples were common so no patent granted. But he did say if you can invent one that taste like pussy, come back and see me. Well six months go by and again the inventor is at the officer's door and excitedly says I did it, I did it. The officer says what did you do again and the man explains to him about the newer requirement for the apple. And he says take a bite so the officer takes a bite and spits it out exclaiming that it taste like s**t. So the man says turn it around!!!

JJ Irani · 28 February 2009, 04:20 AM

limbo · 28 February 2009, 07:13 AM

Latrodectus · 1 March 2009, 01:22 AM

coddger · 1 March 2009, 01:39 PM

bodybump · 1 March 2009, 03:12 PM

dman · 1 March 2009, 03:30 PM

swatty · 1 March 2009, 04:37 PM

27 February 2009, 11:56 PM	#1
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	The Apple Well I hope I don't get into trouble with the Moderators for this one!!! A man walks into the patent office with his apple to see if he can get a patent for this particular apple. Once he's introduced to the officer he is very excited and tell the man the his apple is exceptional and should be granted a patent. The officer says okay what's so great about this apple. The man says take a bite so the officer does and he exclaims 'Wow, it tastes like a peach". And the man says 'yeah pretty cool huh', now turn it around and take another bite. So the officer does and he exclaims ' Wow it tastes like a cherry'. and the man now says so what do you think can you grant me a patent? The officer says well even though the apple was quite unusual he did not think it would fly and that apples were common so no patent granted. But he did say if you can invent one that taste like pussy, come back and see me. Well six months go by and again the inventor is at the officer's door and excitedly says I did it, I did it. The officer says what did you do again and the man explains to him about the newer requirement for the apple. And he says take a bite so the officer takes a bite and spits it out exclaiming that it taste like s**t. So the man says turn it around!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

28 February 2009, 04:20 AM	#2
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