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27 March 2009, 05:18 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Real Name: Michael
Location: Melb, Australia
Watch: SS GMTIIC
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man!!!!!! Cheers Michael |
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27 March 2009, 05:45 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Real Name: Richard
Location: LV, NV
Watch: LV Sub and others
Posts: 2,689
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Nice one :-)
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27 March 2009, 06:42 PM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
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27 March 2009, 11:33 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI
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Very funny, some guys never learn!!!
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27 March 2009, 11:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: David
Location: USA
Watch: your step!
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28 March 2009, 12:30 AM
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Location: Dallas
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28 March 2009, 01:13 AM
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2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Fred
Location: KY, USA
Watch: GMT-Master II
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28 March 2009, 04:36 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
Posts: 74,319
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28 March 2009, 04:46 AM
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Member
Join Date: May 2008
Real Name: adam
Location: erie, pa
Watch: ss sub
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28 March 2009, 09:50 AM
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2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Richard
Location: USA
Watch: YM Deep Space
Posts: 12,521
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OMG!!!!!!
I am speechless!!! 
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28 March 2009, 11:06 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
Real Name: Andy
Location: Kuala Lumpur, MY
Watch: Me Watching You!!
Posts: 3,260
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28 March 2009, 05:04 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cairns Australia
Watch: Sea Dweller 1665
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.......like it
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