Problems

[idk01]

A man went to a urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was
unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him
that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous
viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him.
However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was
willing to take the risk.

The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk
into his 'old fella'. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of
having to go through life without s*x was too much for him to bear. So,
with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man
decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try
out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic
evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants
in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring In his loins
that continued to the point of being extremely painful.

To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his knob sprang out, slid
across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his
trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face
said 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'

With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if
another bread roll will fit up my ar*e!"

[Lion]

Funny, funny, funny!!!

[JJ Irani]

[coddger]

[limbo]

[hflee55]

[Latrodectus]