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idk01 · 3 April 2009, 01:03 AM

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,
Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.'

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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is
lying in bed reading.
Man says: 'This is the pig I have s*x with when you've got a headache.'
Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'
Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'

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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She answers, 'I'm moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400
for doing what I do for you for free.'
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees
her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too I want to
see how you live on $800 a year'.

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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
upset.
She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in under 10seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up,
she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the
box.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

Lion · 3 April 2009, 01:58 AM

Excellent as tears roll down my cheek!!!

idk01 · 3 April 2009, 02:02 AM

The third is a favorite of mine, doesn't matter how many times i see it always crack me up :-)

JJ Irani · 3 April 2009, 02:35 AM

Latrodectus · 3 April 2009, 12:36 PM

:lol :

hflee55 · 3 April 2009, 12:39 PM

coddger · 3 April 2009, 01:07 PM

limbo · 3 April 2009, 06:40 PM

ROLEX MAN · 3 April 2009, 09:20 PM

really good love it!

bodybump · 3 April 2009, 11:32 PM

good one!!

steelers · 4 April 2009, 01:12 AM

Great Ones!

champion5 · 4 April 2009, 04:38 AM

one of the best on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bisquitlips · 4 April 2009, 04:52 AM

Absolutely NO comment!!!

figbo · 4 April 2009, 06:56 AM

Good oldies!

swatty · 4 April 2009, 07:16 PM

:rof l:

3 April 2009, 01:03 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Brave man jokes What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.' ------------------------------------------------------------------- Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: 'This is the pig I have sx with when you've got a headache.' Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.' Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep' ------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.' Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too I want to see how you live on $800 a year'. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 10seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.' The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday. __________________ Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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