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Old 6 April 2009, 01:14 AM   #1
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Flying High

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances
up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes
she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat
right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or
vacation?"

She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac
Convention in Chicago."

He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting
next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to
maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this
convention?"

"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard," what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are
the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is the man of Jewish descent.
However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is
the Southern
Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm
sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even
know your name!"

"Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friends call me Bubba!
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Old 6 April 2009, 01:55 AM   #2
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Very funny!!!
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