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idk01 · 12 April 2009, 10:16 AM

This is an oldie a mate Bruce told me, has to be 20 years ago, still cracks me up to this day!

A duck farmer had three sons and it was close to time for the three sons to inherit the duck farm so he ahd to put them to the test.

He lined the three sons up and gave them each a duck, he then explains "Boys what i need from you is to go out into that big wide world and sell you duck, who ever comes back with the most cash will get the farm"

Well the first son goes out, is away no more than a day, returns to his father and presents him with 10 bucks. the farmer accepts the ten bucks and awaits the return of his other two sons.

The second son returns with 20 bucks, the farmer considers the cash being double but eagerly awaits the arrival of the youngest son.

more than a week later the third son arrives home, the farmer couldn't believe the length of time its taken to simply sell a duck and asked his Son what has been going on.

He made my way into town, didn't know where to start, feeling a little randy he decided to go to the local brothel, he asked the Madam what I would get for the duck, she told him "head to the 4th floor, third door on the left, she isn't too fussy what she gets as payment", so he made his way to the 4th floor, third door on the left, She looked like a good sort and she agreed to accept the duck as payment and they went for it, afterwords what having a smoke the girl turned to him and said "Damn you were that good, would you do me again if I gave you the duck", so without batting an eyelid they were off and going for it again.

After doing the deed twice with his duck under his arm, he left the brothel and proceeded up the street, out of nowhere this truck just clipped him hitting the duck, feathers went everywhere, the truck driver jumped out to see the cloud of feathers settling and there was the duck, Dead!, the driver was to taken over with emotion he gave the son $50 for the trouble he had caused, the son still upset, picked up his duck, and decided to proceed home, there was a stir and a quack, The duck was still alive!!!!

When the son arrived home his father asks why he had been so long and he still had the duck and cash! how was this possible?

The sons answer:

Well dad, I got a f*ck for a duck, duck for a f*ck, 50 bucks for a f*cked duck and I've still got the f*cking duck.

onkyo · 12 April 2009, 10:47 AM

Bisquitlips · 12 April 2009, 10:54 AM

coddger · 12 April 2009, 11:42 AM

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hflee55 · 12 April 2009, 01:54 PM

Lion · 12 April 2009, 02:52 PM

Very good!!!

diablojota · 12 April 2009, 03:45 PM

Haha! That's a good one!

JJ Irani · 12 April 2009, 05:22 PM

Absolutely side-splittingly hilarious!!

12 April 2009, 10:16 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	A duck farmer has three sons! This is an oldie a mate Bruce told me, has to be 20 years ago, still cracks me up to this day! A duck farmer had three sons and it was close to time for the three sons to inherit the duck farm so he ahd to put them to the test. He lined the three sons up and gave them each a duck, he then explains "Boys what i need from you is to go out into that big wide world and sell you duck, who ever comes back with the most cash will get the farm" Well the first son goes out, is away no more than a day, returns to his father and presents him with 10 bucks. the farmer accepts the ten bucks and awaits the return of his other two sons. The second son returns with 20 bucks, the farmer considers the cash being double but eagerly awaits the arrival of the youngest son. more than a week later the third son arrives home, the farmer couldn't believe the length of time its taken to simply sell a duck and asked his Son what has been going on. He made my way into town, didn't know where to start, feeling a little randy he decided to go to the local brothel, he asked the Madam what I would get for the duck, she told him "head to the 4th floor, third door on the left, she isn't too fussy what she gets as payment", so he made his way to the 4th floor, third door on the left, She looked like a good sort and she agreed to accept the duck as payment and they went for it, afterwords what having a smoke the girl turned to him and said "Damn you were that good, would you do me again if I gave you the duck", so without batting an eyelid they were off and going for it again. After doing the deed twice with his duck under his arm, he left the brothel and proceeded up the street, out of nowhere this truck just clipped him hitting the duck, feathers went everywhere, the truck driver jumped out to see the cloud of feathers settling and there was the duck, Dead!, the driver was to taken over with emotion he gave the son $50 for the trouble he had caused, the son still upset, picked up his duck, and decided to proceed home, there was a stir and a quack, The duck was still alive!!!! When the son arrived home his father asks why he had been so long and he still had the duck and cash! how was this possible? The sons answer: Well dad, I got a fck for a duck, duck for a fck, 50 bucks for a fcked duck and I've still got the fcking duck. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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12 April 2009, 05:22 PM	#9
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