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Old 15 April 2009, 03:39 AM   #1
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This is one terrific blonde joke!! LOL!!!

A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.

I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him,'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?'

'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,



'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'


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Old 15 April 2009, 03:54 AM   #2
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Old 15 April 2009, 06:47 AM   #3
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Very good!!!
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Seems to me that's a pretty clever comeback for the blonde!
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Old 15 April 2009, 08:10 AM   #6
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I'll have to tell my blonde wife this one.
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Old 15 April 2009, 08:12 AM   #7
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