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nyctoytimer · 9 September 2020, 05:34 AM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner. The girl also tells her boyfriend that she would like to "do it" for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic but he has never done it before so he goes to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy and tells him everything there is to know about protection.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy whether he would like the 3-pack or 10-pack. The boy picks the 10-pack because he thinks he will be really busy since it is his first time.

The boy shows up at the girl's house and she takes him to the dinner table where her family is sitting. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

One minute passes and the boy is still in deep prayer with his head down. Several more minutes pass and he shows no movement. Finally the girl leans over and whispers" I had no idea you were so religious"

The boy whispers back" I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!'

JoseR · 9 September 2020, 08:07 AM

Good one...

214270Explorer · 9 September 2020, 08:51 AM

Psmith · 9 September 2020, 12:11 PM

Langnam · 12 September 2020, 10:08 AM

Lol!

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9 September 2020, 05:34 AM	#1
nyctoytimer "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: nyc Watch: Tudor mini sub Posts: 53	Friday Night Dinner A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner. The girl also tells her boyfriend that she would like to "do it" for the first time. The boy is ecstatic but he has never done it before so he goes to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy and tells him everything there is to know about protection. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy whether he would like the 3-pack or 10-pack. The boy picks the 10-pack because he thinks he will be really busy since it is his first time. The boy shows up at the girl's house and she takes him to the dinner table where her family is sitting. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. One minute passes and the boy is still in deep prayer with his head down. Several more minutes pass and he shows no movement. Finally the girl leans over and whispers" I had no idea you were so religious" The boy whispers back" I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!'

9 September 2020, 08:07 AM	#2
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