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AzPaul · 14 September 2020, 12:27 AM

A guy woke up one morning and heard a voice inside his head that said, "Quit your job . . . sell your house . . . take all your money and go to Las Vegas."

He ignored it, but later that day he heard it again, more insistent. "Quit your job . . . sell your house . . . take all your money and go to Las Vegas!"

The harder he tried to ignore it, the more he heard it and pretty soon it was in his head constantly. "Quit your job! Sell your house! Take all your money and go to Las Vegas!!!"

Finally he couldn't stand it anymore, so he quit his job, sold his house, put all his money in a suitcase and flew to Las Vegas.

The moment he stepped off the plane the voice said, "Go to Caesar's Palace!"
He took a cab to Caesar's Palace.
The voice said, "Go to the roulette table!"
He made his way back to the roulette table.
The voice said, "Bet everything on Red 23!"
He put every cent he had on Red 23.
The wheel spun around, and the ball landed on Black 11.
The voice said, "Fuck!"

Spectre38 · 14 September 2020, 04:11 AM

Well, that was unfortunate.

Psmith · 14 September 2020, 01:47 PM

BNA/LION · 15 September 2020, 01:57 AM

Danny83 · 15 September 2020, 09:21 AM

Ive done that before ! Lol

14 September 2020, 12:27 AM	#1
AzPaul "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 14,267	Voice in his head A guy woke up one morning and heard a voice inside his head that said, "Quit your job . . . sell your house . . . take all your money and go to Las Vegas." He ignored it, but later that day he heard it again, more insistent. "Quit your job . . . sell your house . . . take all your money and go to Las Vegas!" The harder he tried to ignore it, the more he heard it and pretty soon it was in his head constantly. "Quit your job! Sell your house! Take all your money and go to Las Vegas!!!" Finally he couldn't stand it anymore, so he quit his job, sold his house, put all his money in a suitcase and flew to Las Vegas. The moment he stepped off the plane the voice said, "Go to Caesar's Palace!" He took a cab to Caesar's Palace. The voice said, "Go to the roulette table!" He made his way back to the roulette table. The voice said, "Bet everything on Red 23!" He put every cent he had on Red 23. The wheel spun around, and the ball landed on Black 11. The voice said, "Fuck!" __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

14 September 2020, 04:11 AM	#2
Spectre38 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2020 Real Name: Paul Location: Out West Watch: and be amazed. Posts: 1,552	Well, that was unfortunate. __________________ Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro Grouch Curmudgeons

14 September 2020, 01:47 PM	#3
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15 September 2020, 01:57 AM	#4
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15 September 2020, 09:21 AM	#5
Danny83 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: Danny Location: Bay Area CA Watch: Yellow Gold Posts: 20,325	Ive done that before ! Lol

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