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Old 6 September 2021, 01:49 AM   #1
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Police Raid

[loud knocking at the door]

“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”

Me: "Prove it?"

“HOW?”

Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
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Old 6 September 2021, 04:26 AM   #2
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Old 9 September 2021, 04:42 AM   #3
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Im gonna try this
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Old 9 September 2021, 10:11 AM   #4
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Old 9 September 2021, 02:39 PM   #5
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Old 9 September 2021, 06:51 PM   #6
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Old 12 September 2021, 08:45 PM   #7
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Old 17 September 2021, 09:47 AM   #8
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If Tim likes it, that’s enough for me
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Old 18 September 2021, 10:12 AM   #9
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Old 21 September 2021, 05:49 AM   #10
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Old 12 November 2021, 10:48 AM   #11
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Old 24 April 2022, 06:18 AM   #12
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Old 24 April 2022, 09:40 AM   #13
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Old 27 April 2022, 07:51 AM   #14
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Old 27 April 2022, 07:52 AM   #15
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Old 9 May 2022, 10:06 PM   #16
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Old 30 July 2022, 02:21 AM   #17
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Old 9 August 2022, 05:31 AM   #18
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Old 10 August 2022, 10:06 AM   #19
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Reminds me of a joke I heard this weekend.

Keith Richards and his manager were in Keith's hotel room in NYC. There was a knock on the door, the manager looked through the peephole and said "it's the Police".

Keith proceeded to run around the hotel room flush copious amounts of drugs down the toilet.

When the manager opened the door, in walked Sting, Andy Summers, and Stuart Copeland.
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Old 10 August 2022, 10:49 AM   #20
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Reminds me of a joke I heard this weekend.

Keith Richards and his manager were in Keith's hotel room in NYC. There was a knock on the door, the manager looked through the peephole and said "it's the Police".

Keith proceeded to run around the hotel room flush copious amounts of drugs down the toilet.

When the manager opened the door, in walked Sting, Andy Summers, and Stuart Copeland.
What the....
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Old 18 August 2022, 06:39 AM   #21
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Old 21 August 2022, 03:46 AM   #22
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Old 24 August 2022, 03:40 AM   #23
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LOL funny ;)
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