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padi56 · 4 September 2006, 09:21 PM

An mature but still ruggedly handsome BKL guy found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic Nike ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the BKL NZ guy for conversation. "Excuse me, JJ, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious sometimes by nature."

The young lady looked at his large hairy arms and wrists and said, "It looks like they have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of wrist action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The New Zealand guy just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955,looking at his watch ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The BKL guy, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now, must now go to attend the rest of the flock,thanks for the change ,"but nothing bleats the real thing sheep,SO Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.."

mailman · 4 September 2006, 09:24 PM

Otis · 4 September 2006, 09:46 PM

Good one Padi!

Earl · 4 September 2006, 11:19 PM

Your bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C.J. · 5 September 2006, 01:40 AM

GerardoG · 5 September 2006, 04:19 AM

JJ Irani · 5 September 2006, 04:22 AM

Rockrolex · 5 September 2006, 04:24 AM

ROTFLMFAO!!!

4 September 2006, 09:21 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,211	No Sex Since 1955. An mature but still ruggedly handsome BKL guy found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic Nike ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the BKL NZ guy for conversation. "Excuse me, JJ, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious sometimes by nature." The young lady looked at his large hairy arms and wrists and said, "It looks like they have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of wrist action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The New Zealand guy just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955,looking at his watch ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?" Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The BKL guy, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now, must now go to attend the rest of the flock,thanks for the change ,"but nothing bleats the real thing sheep,SO Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

4 September 2006, 09:24 PM	#2
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4 September 2006, 09:46 PM	#3
Otis "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2006 Real Name: Urs Location: QLD AU Watch: Omega x 2 Posts: 2,046	Good one Padi! __________________ Rock the Casbah!

5 September 2006, 01:40 AM	#5
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5 September 2006, 04:22 AM	#7
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

4 September 2006, 11:19 PM	#4
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	Your bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 September 2006, 04:19 AM	#6
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5 September 2006, 04:24 AM	#8
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2025 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 38,092	ROTFLMFAO!!! __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

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