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idk01 · 18 June 2009, 08:08 PM

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow.
Unless one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store,
In the hope that later you'd become my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
especially when I'm spanking your big fat arse.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished.
But now I'm fulfilled, GO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown, but so has your arse.

3. You're a honey, and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point - let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think THAT hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one I gave to your sister!

limbo · 18 June 2009, 09:25 PM

Ver good..

SubmarinerMan · 18 June 2009, 10:14 PM

Lion · 18 June 2009, 11:44 PM

Very funny!!!

coddger · 19 June 2009, 02:39 PM

Launch Mini · 19 June 2009, 03:57 PM

Gonna copy these down for next years card.
Thanks

JJ Irani · 19 June 2009, 05:16 PM

18 June 2009, 08:08 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Top 10 valentine rejects for 2009 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In the hope that later you'd become my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, especially when I'm spanking your big fat arse. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now I'm fulfilled, GO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown, but so has your arse. 3. You're a honey, and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point - let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think THAT hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one I gave to your sister! __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

18 June 2009, 10:14 PM	#3
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18 June 2009, 11:44 PM	#4
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

19 June 2009, 02:39 PM	#5
coddger "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Only Mom Knows Location: Land Of The Free Watch: 116520,16610,16013 Posts: 1,573	__________________ Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.

19 June 2009, 03:57 PM	#6
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Gonna copy these down for next years card. Thanks __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

18 June 2009, 09:25 PM	#2
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Ver good..

19 June 2009, 05:16 PM	#7
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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