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Old 20 June 2009, 09:42 PM   #1
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A man walks into the Doctor's surgery

A man walks into the Doctor's surgery with a banana in his left ear a cucumber in his right ear and a carrot up his nose.

"What's wrong with me Doc?" he begs.

"You're not eating properly" replies the Doc.
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Old 20 June 2009, 10:06 PM   #2
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Old 21 June 2009, 07:28 AM   #3
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Old 21 June 2009, 08:05 AM   #4
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Old 21 June 2009, 01:42 PM   #6
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Old 21 June 2009, 03:30 PM   #7
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Old 21 June 2009, 05:08 PM   #8
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Wonder what that idiot had up his ass??
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Old 22 June 2009, 03:31 AM   #9
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Wonder what that idiot had up his ass??
You keep George Michael out of this it, JJ.
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Old 22 June 2009, 08:12 AM   #10
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Old 22 June 2009, 10:47 AM   #11
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Old 22 June 2009, 10:21 PM   #12
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Very good!!!
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Old 22 June 2009, 11:47 PM   #13
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Old 23 June 2009, 06:38 AM   #14
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Wonder what that idiot had up his ass??
Ass? I didn't know he had a donkey? Spelling JJ! Mind your spelling
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Old 24 June 2009, 07:51 AM   #15
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Old 25 June 2009, 12:13 PM   #16
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Ouch....that was terrible...........
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Old 6 July 2009, 06:23 PM   #17
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Hahahahahahahaha. Very good
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Old 7 July 2009, 02:49 AM   #19
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Old 9 January 2010, 05:18 AM   #20
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