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carwash66 · 11 March 2022, 10:06 AM

A good ole boy was driving through a small town out west one night and saw a bar and decided to pull in and have a beer.
As he sat down at the bar he saw a hand written sign on the wall that said
"Win $5000.00-ask bartender"
He asked the bartender what that was about. The bartender told him that to win the money, he would have to complete 3 tasks.
1. Drink a fifth of Tequila in within 30 minutes.
2. Go out back behind the bar and pull an abscessed tooth from a really mean bulldog.
3. Go upstairs and make love to an old road whore for 15 minutes.

He thought for a moment and said "I'm in".

He polished off the tequila and staggered out back.
For the next several minutes there was screaming, howling and thrashing around.
He staggered back in with blood and bite marks all over and said,
"Where's the whore with the abscessed tooth?"

ltmgeller · 11 March 2022, 12:14 PM

Al1969 · 11 March 2022, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by carwash66

A good ole boy was driving through a small town out west one night and saw a bar and decided to pull in and have a beer.
As he sat down at the bar he saw a hand written sign on the wall that said
"Win $5000.00-ask bartender"
He asked the bartender what that was about. The bartender told him that to win the money, he would have to complete 3 tasks.
1. Drink a fifth of Tequila in within 30 minutes.
2. Go out back behind the bar and pull an abscessed tooth from a really mean bulldog.
3. Go upstairs and make love to an old road whore for 15 minutes.

He thought for a moment and said "I'm in".

He polished off the tequila and staggered out back.
For the next several minutes there was screaming, howling and thrashing around.
He staggered back in with blood and bite marks all over and said,
"Where's the whore with the abscessed tooth?"

ZOOK · 13 March 2022, 01:48 PM

Jster · 13 March 2022, 02:00 PM

Love it. One of the best ones in a while.

11 March 2022, 10:06 AM	#1
carwash66 2025 TitaniumYM Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: United States Watch: Rolex/Tudor Posts: 1,421	Tequila night A good ole boy was driving through a small town out west one night and saw a bar and decided to pull in and have a beer. As he sat down at the bar he saw a hand written sign on the wall that said "Win $5000.00-ask bartender" He asked the bartender what that was about. The bartender told him that to win the money, he would have to complete 3 tasks. 1. Drink a fifth of Tequila in within 30 minutes. 2. Go out back behind the bar and pull an abscessed tooth from a really mean bulldog. 3. Go upstairs and make love to an old road whore for 15 minutes. He thought for a moment and said "I'm in". He polished off the tequila and staggered out back. For the next several minutes there was screaming, howling and thrashing around. He staggered back in with blood and bite marks all over and said, "Where's the whore with the abscessed tooth?" __________________ The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan

11 March 2022, 12:14 PM	#2
ltmgeller 2025 TitaniumYM Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Real Name: Mike Location: New York Watch: Rolex Posts: 22,998	__________________ Oh, look at the time... Official Member: 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas International GTG 2019

13 March 2022, 01:48 PM	#4
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Jster 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: California Posts: 1,250	Love it. One of the best ones in a while.

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