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JohnBaker3 · 23 March 2022, 01:19 AM

A mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that he would hear nothing so he would not be able to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront him about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is! The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper, Where's the money? The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about?"

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers head and says, "Ask him again. Tell him if he doesn't tell me I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

The bookkeeper trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?

Cazador60 · 24 March 2022, 10:00 AM

helpset · 28 March 2022, 10:46 PM

funny

ltmgeller · 29 March 2022, 11:34 AM

BNA/LION · 29 March 2022, 01:25 PM

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Clockmeister · 8 April 2022, 03:32 AM

“AD or grey dealer?”
“Don’t even think about me and a strap”

Clockmeister · 8 April 2022, 03:34 AM

All the taste without the sugar.

Clockmeister · 8 April 2022, 03:36 AM

Sperry · 8 April 2022, 05:50 AM

ScoRys · 8 April 2022, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnBaker3

A mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that he would hear nothing so he would not be able to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront him about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is! The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper, Where's the money? The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about?"

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers head and says, "Ask him again. Tell him if he doesn't tell me I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

The bookkeeper trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?

So true

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