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ROLEX MAN · 25 June 2009, 09:48 AM

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place...

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his... She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .

She says..........................

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

idk01 · 25 June 2009, 10:11 AM

Tools · 25 June 2009, 12:00 PM

Oh....that is sick............

coddger · 25 June 2009, 03:22 PM

SubmarinerMan · 25 June 2009, 08:24 PM

Rebel · 26 June 2009, 06:27 AM

Saxon007 · 26 June 2009, 09:48 AM

JPersat · 26 June 2009, 10:07 AM

Corny....but I laughed...hehe

Watchdog · 26 June 2009, 11:33 AM

Lion · 27 June 2009, 08:38 PM

Very funny!!!

JJ Irani · 28 June 2009, 04:36 AM

onkyo · 28 June 2009, 06:55 AM

excellent....

swatty · 30 June 2009, 07:23 PM

25 June 2009, 09:48 AM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,717	The Gorgeous Redhead A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place... 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his... She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replies. . . She says.......................... 'You just happened to catch my eye.' __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

25 June 2009, 10:11 AM	#2
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25 June 2009, 12:00 PM	#3
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,502	Oh....that is sick............ __________________ (Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....) NAWCC Member

25 June 2009, 03:22 PM	#4
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25 June 2009, 08:24 PM	#5
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27 June 2009, 08:38 PM	#10
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

28 June 2009, 04:36 AM	#11
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28 June 2009, 06:55 AM	#12
onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495	excellent....

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