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idk01 · 28 June 2009, 05:52 PM

A young little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs
to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well,
all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
That's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blonde?"

"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at
school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D,
but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K !

"That's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"

"Yes darling it's because you're blonde."

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming,
and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"

She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum.

"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25."

JJ Irani · 28 June 2009, 05:59 PM

limbo · 28 June 2009, 06:44 PM

unclesallie · 28 June 2009, 07:16 PM

Tools · 29 June 2009, 10:11 AM

B Square · 29 June 2009, 10:12 AM

Watchdog · 29 June 2009, 01:19 PM

:th umbsup:

mastercool · 29 June 2009, 03:20 PM

hahhaaa very funny

SLS · 29 June 2009, 09:53 PM

onkyo · 30 June 2009, 04:54 AM

coddger · 30 June 2009, 03:11 PM

Lion · 30 June 2009, 09:14 PM

Very good!!!

BGRINDEL · 1 July 2009, 07:32 AM

SubmarinerMan · 2 July 2009, 09:23 PM

28 June 2009, 05:52 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	I'm blonde A young little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good, innit?" "Yes darling, very good." "Is that because I'm blonde?" "Yes darling, it's because you're blonde." Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! "That's good, innit?" "Yes darling, very good." "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" "Yes darling it's because you're blonde." Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" "No darling, it's because you're 25." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

28 June 2009, 05:59 PM	#2
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