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Old 30 June 2009, 02:51 AM   #1
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Cheap lawyer joke.

A well dressed man walks into a bar accompanied by a huge snarling lion.

"Do you serve lawyers?" asks the man.

The bartender looks at the man then at the lion, thinks a moment and then reluctantly says
"Yeah, sure".

"Good" replies the man, "I'll have a cold Bud, a packet of nuts and the lion will have four pints of milk and a dozen lawyers".
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Old 30 June 2009, 03:09 AM   #2
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Old 30 June 2009, 05:08 PM   #4
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Old 30 June 2009, 08:23 PM   #7
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