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idk01 · 3 July 2009, 01:27 AM

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds.
As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which
was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Shag me or climb the ladder to
success" she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On
this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.
"Shag me or climb the ladder to success" she said. "Well", thought the man,
"might as well carry on.

On the next cloud was an even slimmer female who, this time, was quite
attractive. "Shag me or climb the ladder to success" she uttered. The man
thought to himself, "This is getting better as I go on", so up he went again.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Shag me
or climb the ladder to success" she flirted. Now unable to imagine what could
be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

When he reached the next cloud, there was a old fat bloke sitting there.

"Who are you?" the man asked.

"Hello" said the fat bloke, "my name's Cess."

JJ Irani · 3 July 2009, 03:57 AM

damoyorkie · 3 July 2009, 11:01 PM

Hahahahahaha ! Good one.

sexner · 4 July 2009, 12:02 AM

That's why I don't gamble!

limbo · 4 July 2009, 07:49 AM

Watchdog · 4 July 2009, 02:26 PM

Lion · 5 July 2009, 05:22 AM

Very good!!!

coddger · 5 July 2009, 02:18 PM

swatty · 7 July 2009, 05:57 PM

BAMBAM · 8 July 2009, 12:54 AM

Took me an short moment,
travelling the day just from china to germany ... 11hrs flight & 5 hrs , waiting, & 2hrs flight , and i am german

Good one

3 July 2009, 01:27 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	A man was walking along the street A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Shag me or climb the ladder to success" she said. No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye. "Shag me or climb the ladder to success" she said. "Well", thought the man, "might as well carry on. On the next cloud was an even slimmer female who, this time, was quite attractive. "Shag me or climb the ladder to success" she uttered. The man thought to himself, "This is getting better as I go on", so up he went again. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Shag me or climb the ladder to success" she flirted. Now unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a old fat bloke sitting there. "Who are you?" the man asked. "Hello" said the fat bloke, "my name's Cess." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

3 July 2009, 03:57 AM	#2
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