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Chegui07 · 3 July 2009, 09:25 AM

A guy goes to see his a doctor for his severe headache
He tells the doctor his had this headache for 20 years
Doctors checks him out and says I have good news and bad
I can get rid of your headache but you will have to be castrated
The guy is sad but goes through with the procedure
After the procedure the guy goes home feeling sad
On his way home he walks by a tailor shop and says "a new suit will make me feel good". He goes inside shop and tells the tailor he would like a new suit to make him feel good.
The tailor steps back, looks him up and down and says you are a 44 regular
The guy is impressed and said correct
The tailor says I've been this for 40 years
The guy puts on the suit feels looks and feels good
The tailor then says how about a shirt to go along with the suit
The guy says sure, the tailor looks at him and says 17 neck 34 arm
The guy says wow your good
The tailor says I've been this for 40 years
The guy is feeling really good about himself and his suit
The tailor says how about new under year to go along with the new clothes
The guy smiles and says lets see if you can guess this one
The tailor looks him and down for a few seconds and says 40 size underwear
The guy laughs and says ha I got you this time I'm a size 34, I've been that size for the last 20 years
The tailor is in ah and says sir you cannot be a size 34
A size 34 would compress your testicles agai

nst your spine and give you a severe headache.

Moral of the story get a second opnion

JJ Irani · 3 July 2009, 06:00 PM

idk01 · 3 July 2009, 10:55 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAH

sexner · 4 July 2009, 12:07 AM

Now that was one of those jokes that makes your co-workers wonder why you're sitting at your desk laughing. Brilliant!!

limbo · 4 July 2009, 07:54 AM

Watchdog · 4 July 2009, 02:24 PM

Lion · 5 July 2009, 05:23 AM

Excellent!!!

coddger · 5 July 2009, 02:18 PM

3 July 2009, 09:25 AM	#1
Chegui07 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Miami Watch: Rolex Submariner Posts: 6	Second Opinion A guy goes to see his a doctor for his severe headache He tells the doctor his had this headache for 20 years Doctors checks him out and says I have good news and bad I can get rid of your headache but you will have to be castrated The guy is sad but goes through with the procedure After the procedure the guy goes home feeling sad On his way home he walks by a tailor shop and says "a new suit will make me feel good". He goes inside shop and tells the tailor he would like a new suit to make him feel good. The tailor steps back, looks him up and down and says you are a 44 regular The guy is impressed and said correct The tailor says I've been this for 40 years The guy puts on the suit feels looks and feels good The tailor then says how about a shirt to go along with the suit The guy says sure, the tailor looks at him and says 17 neck 34 arm The guy says wow your good The tailor says I've been this for 40 years The guy is feeling really good about himself and his suit The tailor says how about new under year to go along with the new clothes The guy smiles and says lets see if you can guess this one The tailor looks him and down for a few seconds and says 40 size underwear The guy laughs and says ha I got you this time I'm a size 34, I've been that size for the last 20 years The tailor is in ah and says sir you cannot be a size 34 A size 34 would compress your testicles against your spine and give you a severe headache. Moral of the story get a second opnion

3 July 2009, 06:00 PM	#2
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