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Old 7 July 2009, 12:36 PM   #1
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Two blondes>>>>>>>>>

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig
a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one
side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working
furiously all day without rest -- one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work,
but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill
it up again?' The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd
because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees
called in sick.'

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Old 7 July 2009, 01:15 PM   #2
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Old 7 July 2009, 02:01 PM   #3
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Old 7 July 2009, 05:48 PM   #4
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Old 7 July 2009, 05:54 PM   #5
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Old 7 July 2009, 07:50 PM   #6
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Old 7 July 2009, 08:30 PM   #7
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Old 7 July 2009, 10:26 PM   #8
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Very funny!!!
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Old 8 July 2009, 01:38 AM   #9
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Really good one!
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Old 8 July 2009, 02:19 AM   #10
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Old 8 July 2009, 02:39 AM   #11
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Bwahahahahahaha!
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Old 8 July 2009, 03:15 AM   #12
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Hehehehehe ! Great one.
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Old 8 July 2009, 03:16 AM   #13
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It wouldn't be funny, if it were not so likely to actually happen
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Old 8 July 2009, 06:16 AM   #14
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Old 8 July 2009, 07:05 AM   #15
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Old 8 July 2009, 07:48 AM   #16
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Old 8 July 2009, 11:05 AM   #17
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Old 8 July 2009, 09:10 PM   #18
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Bwhahahahaha, now thats good!
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Old 9 January 2010, 05:20 AM   #19
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Old 9 January 2010, 05:26 AM   #20
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That was good!
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Old 9 January 2010, 09:52 AM   #21
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Old 9 January 2010, 09:54 AM   #22
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