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sexner · 16 July 2009, 12:21 AM

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If
I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed,' Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'

SubmarinerMan · 16 July 2009, 12:36 AM

idk01 · 16 July 2009, 01:11 AM

limbo · 16 July 2009, 06:53 AM

damoyorkie · 16 July 2009, 07:07 AM

figbo · 16 July 2009, 07:16 AM

Troy · 16 July 2009, 07:38 AM

Jocke · 16 July 2009, 07:54 AM

Do you know why the blonde girl was blue around her belly button?

There are blonde guys, too.

Jocke

onkyo · 16 July 2009, 08:22 AM

Bisquitlips · 16 July 2009, 08:26 AM

coddger · 16 July 2009, 02:38 PM

JJ Irani · 16 July 2009, 05:45 PM

Lion · 24 July 2009, 02:42 PM

Excellent!!!

ratae1950 · 25 July 2009, 01:33 AM

Rofl!

swatty · 25 July 2009, 08:13 AM

Latrodectus · 25 July 2009, 01:33 PM

pz93c · 25 July 2009, 03:40 PM

I believe it.

Watchdog · 26 July 2009, 12:30 PM

johan · 9 January 2010, 05:37 AM

1000ftSub · 9 January 2010, 05:56 AM

16 July 2009, 12:21 AM	#1
sexner "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: 4Q Location: Nowhere near you Watch: 169622, 124060 Posts: 2,014	First blonde guy joke? An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed,' Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.' __________________ One should endeavor to do what is right not what is established.

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