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theloxmyth · 22 July 2009, 08:48 PM

A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these fish, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these fish jump out and I take around to see the sights only to return them at the end of the day.”

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “If you don’t believe me then watch,” as he throws the fish back into the water.

The warden says, “Now whistle to your fish and show me that they will come out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “What fish?”

idk01 · 22 July 2009, 09:35 PM

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Lion · 24 July 2009, 12:39 AM

Very funny!!!

22 July 2009, 08:48 PM	#1
theloxmyth 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NY Posts: 6,382	A Fishy Story A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these fish, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these fish jump out and I take around to see the sights only to return them at the end of the day.” The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “If you don’t believe me then watch,” as he throws the fish back into the water. The warden says, “Now whistle to your fish and show me that they will come out of the water.” The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “What fish?” __________________ Craig, The (I'm JUST a) Loxmyth. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. — Albert Einstein (1879-1955) TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS ENABLED.

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