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Old 29 July 2009, 12:55 AM   #1
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Little Johnny and Sunday school

A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when
she asked the question,
'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'.
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front
of you and God just takes your hands first'.
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said,
'Sister, I think it's your feet'.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Little
Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other
night, Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
'Oh! God, I'm coming! ... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.

The Nun fainted
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Old 29 July 2009, 01:11 AM   #2
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Old 29 July 2009, 02:15 AM   #3
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Old 29 July 2009, 02:24 AM   #4
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Very good!!!
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Old 29 July 2009, 04:04 AM   #5
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Old 29 July 2009, 07:44 PM   #11
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Old 29 July 2009, 09:12 PM   #12
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Old 30 July 2009, 03:08 AM   #13
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