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Old 30 July 2009, 05:14 AM   #1
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A very dirty joke. Ladies please do not read for guys only.

The other day I was going down on my girlfriend and I said to her "Geez you got a big pussy" Geez you got a big pussy.



She said "Why did you say that twice"?



I said "I didn't".
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Old 30 July 2009, 05:16 AM   #2
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Old 30 July 2009, 05:31 AM   #3
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lol..you know i had to look.
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Old 30 July 2009, 05:47 AM   #4
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:d ummy:What was the cat reapting what he was saying LOLOLOLOL
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Old 30 July 2009, 05:51 AM   #5
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Old 30 July 2009, 06:07 AM   #6
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:d ummy:What was the cat reapting what he was saying LOLOLOLOL
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Old 30 July 2009, 06:18 AM   #7
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Old 30 July 2009, 06:31 AM   #8
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Old 30 July 2009, 05:15 PM   #9
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Old 30 July 2009, 05:23 PM   #10
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Old 30 July 2009, 08:33 PM   #11
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Old 31 July 2009, 12:16 AM   #12
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Old 31 July 2009, 01:22 AM   #13
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that was funny!
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Old 31 July 2009, 04:44 AM   #14
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May want to strap a 2x4 on your butt when you move up...

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Old 31 July 2009, 04:46 AM   #15
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As I recall that was the only joke that made the dude laugh in Predator.
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Old 31 July 2009, 05:23 AM   #16
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As I recall that was the only joke that made the dude laugh in Predator.
And we have a winner.
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Old 31 July 2009, 01:21 PM   #17
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Old 31 July 2009, 01:25 PM   #18
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Old 31 July 2009, 04:19 PM   #19
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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Damn Bruno, I missed ya!
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Old 11 January 2010, 09:07 PM   #23
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Old 12 January 2010, 01:57 AM   #24
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Hate it when that happens.
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