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Old 3 October 2006, 03:31 AM   #1
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Martial problems.

A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counsellor.

The counsellor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common."

The husband spoke up and said, "Yea, neither one of us sucks d##ks."
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Sucks ducks? I really don't understand the joke in this
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Sucks ducks? I really don't understand the joke in this
Well Frans Ducks do suck so I have been told,but have never tried it .
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A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counsellor.

The counsellor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common."

The husband spoke up and said, "Yea, neither one of us sucks d##ks."

SO FUNNY..................

Best I have heard for a long time..............

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