Some more laughs from Nina...

[JJ Irani]

Hi guys,

Nina says Hi and thought you guys need a few more laughs!!

A WOMAN'S HEART IS LIKE A CIRCUS
There is always room for another clown...

WHAT CAN ONE GIVE TO A MAN WHO THINKS HE HAS IT ALL?
A woman to show him how it all works!

WHY DO BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS KILL THE MALE AFTER COPULATION?
To stop the loud snoring even before it starts

WHY DO MEN LIKE TO MARRY VIRGINS?
Because they cannot stand comparisons .

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTERESTING MAN WHERE YOU LIVE?
A tourist

WHAT DO CLITORIS, ANNIVERSARIES AND THE TOILET BOWL HAVE IN COMMON?
Men miss them all!

WHY DO SO MANY WOMEN FAKE ORGASM?
Because men fake foreplay.

WHY IS IT THAT ONLY 10% OF MEN GO TO HEAVEN
If all men went to heaven it would simply be hell!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND PIGS?
Pigs do not turn into men after drinking!

WHY ARE MEN IN BED LIKE MICROWAVE FOOD?
After 30 seconds they are both done!

WHAT DISEASE PARALYSES WOMEN FROM THE WAIST DOWN?
Marriage.

WHY DO MEN HAVE A CLEAN CONSCIENCE?
Because they never use it.

WHY DID GOD FIRST CREATE MAN AND THEN CREATED WOMAN?
Because experiments are first done on animals before applying them to
humans

WHY DO MEN LOVE INTELLIGENT WOMEN?
Because opposites attract.

WHAT IS THE SMALLEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?
"Everything that men know about women"

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND FRUIT?
Fruit eventually gets ripe.....

WHY ARE BATTERIES BETTER THAN MEN?
At least they have a positive side...

WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN MEN AND SNAILS?
Both crawl, have horns and believe that the "house" belongs to them

WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO HAVE A GOOD CHARACTER AND BE INTELLIGENT AT THE SAME TIME?
If that were the case he would be a woman...

WHAT DID GOD SAY AFTER HE CREATED MAN?
I can perfect this creature....

WHY ARE MILLIONS OF SPERMS NEEDED TO FERTILIZE ONE SINGLE EGG?
Because sperms are male and refuse to ask for directions....

WHEN DOES A MAN LOSE 90% OF HIS INTELLIGENCE?
When he becomes a widower...

WHEN DOES A MAN LOSE THE REMAINING 10%?
When his dog dies...

Cheers - Nina & JJ

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