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idk01 · 12 October 2009, 01:33 AM

An English, A Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf
Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by
rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman
and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

"Well!" he explained, "by rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus
Ladies. And by rubbing my groin, I indicated balls, and thus Gentlemen.
So my speech started 'Ladies and Gentlemen' ".

On his way up to the podium, the Scotsman thought to himself "I'll go one
better than that English bastard", and he started his speech by making an
antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest
and his groin.

When he finished, his colleagues asked what he was doing.

"Well" he explained "By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin,
I was starting my speech by saying 'Deer Ladies and Gentlemen' ".

On his way up to the podium, the Irishman thought to himself 'I'll go one
further than those mainland bastards', and he started his speech by making an
antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest and then his groin, and then
masturbating furiously.

When he finished, his colleagues asked him what *he* was doing.

"Well" he explained, "by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my
groin, and then *masturbating*, I was starting *my* speech by saying:
'Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me _great_ pleasure......."

JJ Irani · 12 October 2009, 02:19 AM

limbo · 12 October 2009, 05:36 AM

sleddog · 12 October 2009, 05:47 AM

That was a good one..! Now if only I could remeber them all!!!

Lion · 12 October 2009, 09:52 AM

Very funny!!!

Ultraman · 12 October 2009, 04:48 PM

icnbne · 12 October 2009, 04:52 PM

alohanakoni · 13 October 2009, 12:22 AM

hahaha!!!!

B Square · 13 October 2009, 12:24 AM

12 October 2009, 01:33 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Speeches for the Deaf Society An English, A Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing. "Well!" he explained, "by rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies. And by rubbing my groin, I indicated balls, and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started 'Ladies and Gentlemen' ". On his way up to the podium, the Scotsman thought to himself "I'll go one better than that English bastard", and he started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished, his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained "By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin, I was starting my speech by saying 'Deer Ladies and Gentlemen' ". On his way up to the podium, the Irishman thought to himself 'I'll go one further than those mainland bastards', and he started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished, his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained, "by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin, and then masturbating, I was starting my speech by saying: 'Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me _great_ pleasure......." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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