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Old 13 October 2009, 02:07 AM   #1
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If men really ruled the world

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to:
"I love you."

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd
appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a -- "Nice hustle,
you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

The funniest guy in the organisation would get to be Chief.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable
excuse for tardiness.

Two words: Ally McNaked.

The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football
from a Different Camera Angle.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the
Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

Phones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

When a cop gave you a ticket, smart-ass responses would actually reduce your
fine. As in:

Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"

You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."

Cop: "Nice one! That's $10 off."
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Old 13 October 2009, 02:51 AM   #2
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Old 13 October 2009, 03:28 AM   #3
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That's why women think like this of us men!





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Old 13 October 2009, 05:40 AM   #4
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Old 13 October 2009, 05:47 AM   #5
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Old 13 October 2009, 06:03 AM   #6
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Old 13 October 2009, 10:51 AM   #7
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