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Ck8 · 13 October 2009, 06:14 AM

Subject: Fw: From Essex

A man walked into the produce section of his local Tesco
supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that
department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was
insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some tosser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right
Behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the Other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way
you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who
think on their feet here.Where are you from, son?"
"Essex, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Essex ," the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players there."
"Really?" said the manager, "My wife's from Essex ."
The boy replied, "Really? . . . . . . Who does she play for?"

sleddog · 13 October 2009, 06:42 AM

I like it!!!

figbo · 13 October 2009, 07:17 AM

Ha!

JJ Irani · 13 October 2009, 08:29 AM

Brilliant - make that boy the new Manager!!

idk01 · 13 October 2009, 09:12 AM

Cant beat a quick thinker

Lion · 13 October 2009, 10:46 AM

Very funny!!!

rolex sweep · 13 October 2009, 10:47 AM

limbo · 13 October 2009, 06:49 PM

That boy is going to have a great future.

alohanakoni · 13 October 2009, 11:44 PM

hahaha

13 October 2009, 06:14 AM	#1
Ck8 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Mark 哥 Location: UK Posts: 860	From Essex Subject: Fw: From Essex A man walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some tosser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right Behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the Other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here.Where are you from, son?" "Essex, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Essex ," the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players there." "Really?" said the manager, "My wife's from Essex ." The boy replied, "Really? . . . . . . Who does she play for?"

13 October 2009, 06:42 AM	#2
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13 October 2009, 07:17 AM	#3
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13 October 2009, 08:29 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	Brilliant - make that boy the new Manager!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

13 October 2009, 09:12 AM	#5
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13 October 2009, 10:46 AM	#6
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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13 October 2009, 06:49 PM	#8
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	That boy is going to have a great future.

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