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Old 13 October 2009, 11:17 PM   #1
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For anyone who's thinking of cheating in an exam

At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry.
They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, that each had an
"A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident with
the finals approaching that the weekend before, they decided to go down
to Canberra and rage on with some friends there.

They had a great time. However, after all the hard partying, they slept
all day Sunday, and in the end, they didn't make it back to Sydney until
early Monday morning ... the morning of their final exam.

Rather than risk taking the final then, they decided to find their
professor AFTER the exam and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to Canberra to do some research in the
ANU archives for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study,
but, unfortunately, they'd had a flat tyre. on the way back, didn't have
a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they only
just arrived now!

The professor thought this over, and finally agreed that they could make
up their final exam the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.

They studied hard that night - all night - and went in the next day at
the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms
and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

The first problem was worth five points. It was something simple about
free radical formation. "Cool," they all thought in their separate
rooms, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then
turned the page.

Question 2 (for 95 points): Which Tyre?
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Old 13 October 2009, 11:42 PM   #2
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Old 14 October 2009, 12:48 AM   #3
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Genius!

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Old 14 October 2009, 01:04 AM   #4
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Very funny!!!
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Old 14 October 2009, 02:30 AM   #5
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Old 14 October 2009, 02:55 AM   #6
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saw that one coming
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Old 14 October 2009, 05:21 AM   #7
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Old 14 October 2009, 11:58 PM   #8
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hahahahah....somehow I always thinl of the rear right-hand tyre when I imagine a flat tyre...does anyone else? :)
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