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limbo · 15 October 2009, 06:58 PM

A garbage collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck, goes to the front door and knocks.

There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.

"Harro!" says the Japanese man. "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector. "I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.

"No! no! mate, Where's your dust bin?" "I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your 'w h e e l i e' bin?'" "OK, OK" replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!"

swatty · 15 October 2009, 07:01 PM

Best I've heard in a while

idk01 · 15 October 2009, 07:06 PM

Classic

Ultraman · 15 October 2009, 07:59 PM

alohanakoni · 15 October 2009, 11:26 PM

hahaha!!!

JJ Irani · 16 October 2009, 02:56 AM

Lion · 16 October 2009, 03:56 AM

Very funny!!!

15 October 2009, 06:58 PM	#1
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Wheelie Bin A garbage collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck, goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door. "Harro!" says the Japanese man. "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector. "I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed. Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. "No! no! mate, Where's your dust bin?" "I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still perplexed. "Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your 'w h e e l i e' bin?'" "OK, OK" replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!"

15 October 2009, 07:06 PM	#3
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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

15 October 2009, 07:01 PM	#2
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Best I've heard in a while

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