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limbo · 15 October 2009, 08:05 PM

A little Italian boy and a little Jewish boy lived about a block apart in the neighbourhood and basically grew up together. The Jewish boy was the son of a jeweller and the Italian boy was the son of a hit man. Oddly enough, they had the same birthday.

Well, for their 12th birthday, the little Jewish boy gets a Rolex watch and the little Italian boy gets a .22 Beretta.

The next day they are out on the street corner comparing their presents and neither is happy so they switch gifts with each other. The little Italian boy goes home to show his father and his father is NOT impressed!

"What are you, nuts? Lemme tell you something, you idiot!! Some day you're gonna meet a nice girl, you're gonna wanna settle down and get married. You'll have a few kids, all that stuff THEN one day, you're gonna come home and find your wife in bed with another man. What the heck ya gonna do??? Look at your Rolex watch and say, 'Hey, how long you gonna be?'"

idk01 · 15 October 2009, 08:15 PM

alohanakoni · 15 October 2009, 11:24 PM

hahaha

JJ Irani · 16 October 2009, 02:57 AM

Lion · 16 October 2009, 03:54 AM

Very good!!!

swatty · 16 October 2009, 08:55 PM

15 October 2009, 08:05 PM	#1
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Birthday Presents A little Italian boy and a little Jewish boy lived about a block apart in the neighbourhood and basically grew up together. The Jewish boy was the son of a jeweller and the Italian boy was the son of a hit man. Oddly enough, they had the same birthday. Well, for their 12th birthday, the little Jewish boy gets a Rolex watch and the little Italian boy gets a .22 Beretta. The next day they are out on the street corner comparing their presents and neither is happy so they switch gifts with each other. The little Italian boy goes home to show his father and his father is NOT impressed! "What are you, nuts? Lemme tell you something, you idiot!! Some day you're gonna meet a nice girl, you're gonna wanna settle down and get married. You'll have a few kids, all that stuff THEN one day, you're gonna come home and find your wife in bed with another man. What the heck ya gonna do??? Look at your Rolex watch and say, 'Hey, how long you gonna be?'"

15 October 2009, 08:15 PM	#2
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15 October 2009, 11:24 PM	#3
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